I'd say "You have to be kidding me, but you'd say no first"

Paris Hilton's body (which is more popular than everything else about her) is in the news again. This really weird story is aimed towards preventing drunk driving accidents. Don't ask.....for heaven's sake.....don't ask.

Menstealia Continued

Seriously, why doesn't somebody tell Carlos Mencia to stick to lame-ass Bud Light commercials from now on? Unless he's stealing those too......

New Menstealia material

Cam'ron apologizes

Cam'ron decided to apologize for his ridiculous comments last week on 60 Minutes, where he claimed he would never "snitch" on anyone, even if they lived next door to him. Thanks Cam'ron, we're really glad that you will now be on the constant look-out for those who have committed crimes. This is the same guy who set up a deal to catch sexual predators on camera. Isn't that "snitching"?

Technorati!

Check out my Technorati Profile! Thanks to Technorati, I can actually get some traffic going on my site, and hopefully get some responses from readers around the world, which is all I am really looking for. Thanks a lot, Technorati....you're the man!

Learn something today.....

Have you ever come home from school and your parents ask you what you learned in school today? Mine always have, and usually I say nothing. However, in light of the Yo Momma craze on MTV (ugh), I have decided to give you something to tell your parents tonight. You'll thank me later.

Justin in Wax

Hey chicks, check this out, it's JT in wax! Besides the fact that this wax statue actually looks pretty close to the real thing, the title of the article is hilarious and should be laughed at in a hard fashion. Seriously though, read the article to yourself and see if you laughed as hard as I did.

Please watch Emeril.....just once

Emeril Lagasse is the man! BAM! BAM! His spaghetti sauce is unbelievable because there are like eight cloves of garlic in each bottle. BAM! BAM! Doc Gibbs plays entertaining music during commercial breaks! BAM! BAM! He was recently named number 94 on Forbes Top 100 celebrities! BAM! BAM!

You may have won the battle, but I have won the war!

Yup, this article is no joke. Justin Timberlake has extended the victorious olive branch to Britney thanks to her newfound hobby of rehab-jumping. If this doesn't leave Justin on top for good, I don't know what does. Awesomeness. Good guys don't always finish last....right?

Where have you gone, Dave Chappelle?

Dave Chappelle needs to come back and save Comedy Central from Menstealia. Oh, you don't know what I am talking about? This video should do the trick. What a D-Bag, hopefully we can band together and find some original comedians again someday. Probably not.

Spoiler Fix!

If you are as impatient as I am and are always looking to find out what happens on your favorite show before it happens, then I suggest you check out this site. Spoiler Fix is set up so that you can make a bet with all your friends about what happens on each show, and subsequently take all of their money. Don't tell anyone this was my idea.....seriously.

Britney Zone!

Haha....take a look at BritneyZone.com. This site has absolutely everything (no joke) that you want to know about Britney Spears. It is basically a diary written by somebody who you would think was looking over her shoulder. Incredibly ridiculous and over the top, just like most of America likes it.